Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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