quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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