I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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