i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Michael Bay diarrhea
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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