How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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