im gay
i know
yea but for you.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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