I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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