Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Even my vagina gasped.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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