Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
