38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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