He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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