Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You pole danced in your parka.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
