return my video game
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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