I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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