yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
