Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
