So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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