i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
accomplished twins. life is a go
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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