I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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