Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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