My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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