Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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