I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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