Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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