let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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