from now on my penis is your penis
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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