Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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