On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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