sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
