I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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