I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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