with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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