You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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