I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
