He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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