now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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