I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
areolas are like halos for boobs.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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