at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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