you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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