is your mom at the bar?
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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