He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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