How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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