white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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