come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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