just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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