When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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