Your mouth is God's brothel.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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