And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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