Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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