Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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