i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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