he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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