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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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