Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
She bit a glass in half.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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