The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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