God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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